I am a grasshopper
named Mr. Skippy Pauper.
I am the best,
take my autograph lest,
you shout out with glee,
in happiness of meeting me.
I am a grasshopper,
nicknamed Mr. Topper.
All jump contests I win,
I even know how to swim.
Just count from one to ten,
and you will see me do them.
I am a grasshopper,
I sell party poppers.
Once I had a fierce fight,
we both fought with all our might.
The loser lost it-yes he did,
After all he was a kid!
